Rose Queen, Redeye, and the White Knight

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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“A Cocktail Dress Made Out of 2,652 Pennies
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• Weight: about 14.6 pounds (6630 grams)
• It probably smells faintly of blood
Why blood? Because...
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A Cocktail Dress Made Out of 2,652 Pennies

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  1. Weight: about 14.6 pounds (6630 grams)
  2. It probably smells faintly of blood

Why blood? Because hemoglobin in our blood has a lot of iron and thus has a metallic scent, similar to the coppery smell of a bunch of pennies collected together.

People who do things like floor an entire room in pennies counsel that you really need to seal/varnish the finished surface otherwise the smell can be pervasive.

anais-ninja-bitch

what if i want to smell like blood?

ralfmaximus

You want vampires? Because that’s how you get vampires.

jv

Ralf, that’s the kind of reply you can post everywhere but Tumblr.

Of course they want vampires.

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@thebibliosphere

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Running through the haunted woods in my copper penny dress like a jangly human-shaped windchime to drive all the vamps wild.

Source: Laughing Squid
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No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

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[Image ID: Two screenshots from the Good Place. The first is of Micheal. The second is of Eleanor, looking tearful. Eleanor is saying "If my mom has truly changed...then that means she was always capable of change, but I just wasn't worth changing for." End ID]

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Are you aware that Google is currently being sued by the DOJ for being an illegal monopoly, in conjunction with almost fourty states?

Yes, I am aware

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN GOOGLE IS BEING SUED

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Tonight!

Drake Aesthetics will be hosting their first annual All-Saints Costume contest on Friday 10/27. Doors will open at 10PM EST and judging will begin at 11. Sign ups are appreciated but walk ins can still compete. This is a vanilla competition! So you are free to mingle with Mare but please prepare a vanilla costume to be judged. There are 3 categories and each winner will be presented with a 1 Million gil prize or a mog station emote. Categories are as follows: Funny, Sexy, & Scary.